IMPORTANT: Change of Venue
Due to controversy over the show "video sketch," the rental agreement with the original show venue has been terminated. I personally have been working on assembling this show for months now, and there's absolutely no way I'm gonna let it die because of these $!@#^%& *#%&#!$#@! (First one to decipher that code gets an iphone).
Soo...I'm gonna send my Mom out to play mahjong and turn her basement into a fucking comedy club. As far as I'm concerned, loosing the venue means nothing more than cutting my biggest expense. I can now charge less money to get in, invite a more select group of people, and perhaps most importantly - serve alcohol. I'm gonna get all kinds of cool lighting, seating...and all that good comedy club shit...And after the show we'll have the after-party right there in the basement. The show is gonna be as rugged and raw as comedy gets, and I guaranty that when all is said and done, this is gonna be a much cooler and more memorable experience than the original venue would have provided.
So fuck those &%^*#$@ ^&@#*$ &*#%! (decipher both and win Rihanna's old Toyota Camry). This show is unstoppable. Kevin Bacon and the blond girl will dance!

-Jason Schneider.
Original Show Announcement
On November 28th (Friday night after Thanksgiving), I'm bringing some of my favorite comedians from New York to Livingston, NJ for a One Night Stand-up comedy show - catering to all those home for the holiday with nothing to do. Or at least nothing better to do. Which should be everyone. Because how often does a fucking comedy show come to town? In fact, I think that should be my slogan.
So if you're on a break from school, the working world, or whatever weird artsy thing you're doing that nobody respects, come to this show. The comics I'm bringing in are mind-blowingly good. This show venue is surprisingly hip. And I"m gonna try to organize some sort of bar-drink-special-after-party thing. So all in all, it should be a very cool night.
Feel free to bring friends or cousins or whatever you have with you.
See you there.

-Jason Schneider.